Wanted!!!!!!!!!!!

We just recieved this from the Memphis Police Department:

The House Crayola Threw Up On

In my attempt to buy the entire South Hill neighorhood, here is the newest member to the Walters family. As you can see, some people like color more than I do.

this is all i got cause my computer and camera are dieing

Magicle Woods.

The things that i do when all the family is gone on thanksgiving weekend...

my new shirt

OK so first of all november is beard month so you'd better have all grown one, that means you to abbi, but this is my new awsome shirt, i will be wearing it to kansas, and remember you only got a couple more days to grow a beard......

Why use a golf club when a knife is much better.

SOOOOOO Kent try to beat me at my own game, not going to work, you think that you can photo shop well check this pic out. Yes there is a knife in my right hand its just hard to see, and i took the picture in black and white for a more artsy feel to it. The second pic is a shirt that Abbi made for me, i like it alot..........

Here are some of the pictures that I photo shopped. I thought you might want to see.







Abbi's purple eyes.






















Scott with weird hair color.














And of course, Me hitting myself with a golf club.

Yes i carved this pumpkin, and yes it did win 50 dollars in a local dorm contest between 5 dorms.

It looks way cooler when its lite up, but stupid rules say that candles are not allowed inside of the dorms. But if there was a candle in it, i outlined the teeth so they would light up.

My drawing is what i origionally planned to do, but they (the community council), put a 45 minute time limit on the contest so i decided to leave out the broken hole/worm idea and left out all the detailed finishing lines and just went with the plain skull.

competition well dominated.

Frogs are Cool, but Dinasaurs & Pumpkins are Better!

First, for those of you who could not attend the festivities of Abbi's 3rd Birthday Party, here is a picture of the cake that Kerry created. I will say that she totally rules and really out-did herself on this one. What will she create next?....................her birthday is coming up, maybe she'll make.........................an old woman cake to signify her jump to 32 years old.

Also, here are some pics of my lovely "girls" with our pumkins...................the HOT ONE is my wife, Kerry,...............the two cute ones are my offspring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, here is a spooky picture of our Jack-O-Lanterns...................

Squash

And no that not what we did with the body of the last frog.....Yes we went frog hunting/shopping, we hit every pet store in Tucson, and found the perfect frog. We at first were looking for a red eyed tree frog, I'm sure you have all seen what they look like, but couldn't find one in Tucson, so the last pet store that we went to, the coolest one, had a baby albino pac-man frog. Before i continue you need to hear about how awesome this pet store was, it has tons of big tropical birds and they just love me. I would walk past there big play pen and like 4 birds would just start walking at me and slowly climb up my arms. Plus they had tons of reptiles and amphibians, or Herps if your last name is Warsen. This is a lucky find because we had been at this pet store the day before and there were some dumpy frogs, and some green and black pac-man frogs and a fantasy frog, but Brooke just need to sleep on what frog she wanted, after all this was her choice for a frog. Then when she started to mock me for going to the pet store again i said, "well what if a new shipment of frogs came in." she laughed at me, but then when we arrived at this, the coolest pet store ever, there was a new shipment of frogs in, and we saw the baby pac-man frog. Now i know what your going to say when you see the pictures, "wow that thing is tiny and its just a head with stumpy legs." And you'd be right, but it will get bigger like 5 pounds bigger, yeah thats a big frog and it was pure beauty in Brooke's eyes (and thats all that matters). So check out the pics, he is small and his name is Squash (it was a close race between squash and banana head for names) but he will get bigger, lots bigger, like hold him with two hands bigger.......

RIP Hefilump

For those of you who do not know, Hefilump (aka the fat frog) past away at approximately 8:30 pm on Monday. he/she was found sprawled out in the middle of the aquarium with his head skyward and his eye shut. This came to me as an amazement because the day before i had sprayed water at his head and i saw him blink an eye. This is a tremendous loss. Hefilump will be remember not only has a frog large in stature but also as a fellow with a gregarious personality and many found him very extroverted in public situations but very introverted in the comfort of his own aquarium. Hefilump leaves behind no wife/husband and no children. He/she will be missed by all. Possible causes of death are thought to be kidney failure which is a problem for over weight frogs or possible heart failure, cardiac arrest, or any other death that is associated with over weight animals.......


On another note there will be a search for a new aquarium friend for Herman, the frogs in the running are a pac man frog, golden tree frog, and a green tree frog........I will keep you posted.

My Dorm room in West B

If all of you were wondering what my dorm room looked like, i took a couple of snap shots so i could enlighten you. my room is on the right from the door entrance.

The bits of jolly in my life.

So i realize that a post has not been put down in a while and i think that we are a horrible family at blogging. I check out the Sportel blog everyday and i am greeted with wondrous stories of their life, so come on family lets kick it in high gear.... So of late there have been many many exciting things in my life (mostly exciting because i live i life that is constantly planned out, these are my little joys). First off i found a giant moth on the wall, as you can see in the picture it is huge, second my car hit 100,000 miles like 2 weeks ago, it was a wondrous occasion, she is running wonderful, if only for the check emissions warning i get every time I'm low on gas and its hot out. I changed the wiper blades last weekend and am amazed at how clear my windshield actually is these days. It case your wondering Brooke's frog is still fat and she still worries that it is getting skinnier. Last but not least i carved a pumpkin last night. Me and Brooke make a great team because she only like so scoop out the "guts" and i only like to make beautiful works of art. My pumpkin does not look at amazing as it did the night i carved it. It seems that last night when i put some 8 candles in it (for light purposes) and left them in the whole night they dried out the pumpkin and his face fell in a little. So if you can't figure it out its a murderous squid. I figured I'd take the corner market on murderous squid pumpkins. His face is suppose to have slanty eye brows and strategically drilled eye holes and a frowny face. But it dried out and and it is no longer. Also just for the record when you put, lets say, 8 candles in a pumpkin the build up of wax can burn a hole threw the bottom of the pumpkin and drip on the ground, figured you would like to know just for the record.

Secret Operation: REVEALED!

We all know that mom has been using a small piece of land to produce plenty of scrumptious vegetables. The little plot of land produced many colorful flowers, and tons of "razelberries".
Something that we did not know however is who's land this garden was taking place on. Mom has been secretly using government land (Satan Buxa's land, aka: the naked children army aka: "cant stand having people use 1/100 of my land to produce things of nutrition".) to make a garden. I am sick and tired of these people of Hatred. Maybe they were pissed because they never got any of those luscious 3 tomatoes mom produced, i just don't know.

Me and Kirk also had a similar experience when taking abbi back onto their land to look for salamanders. Kirk had abbi on his shoulders and I was just in front leading the way. As soon as we made a attempt to cross into the death zone, satan, I mean Mr. buxa yelled to us in a stern voice, "HEY, what are you kids going back there for" I wanted to reply to kill and bury abbi so no one could find the remains, but we just innocently said that we were going to try to find salamanders.

There have been many other encounters with the Buxas and i am sick and tired of his ridiculous barbed wire fences and no trespassing signs. (because a barbed wire fence surrounding your house has a very friendly look to it.

But for now we will just have to suck it up, and deal with those Buxas.

PS if you notice in the picture, the wiring covers only the place where moms garden is and does not stretch the length of his property on the road side. Trying to give us a meassage? Or just being plain evil.

Shirt, Tie, and a Great Smile

So this year was a little different for the mug shots, we actually had to wear a suit jacket, tie, and look our best, so i took this opportunity to show the world my great smile, and i did.........another Kirk Walters success......Hollywood here i come!

FROGS! FROGS! WE'VE GOT FROGS!

So as many of you know me and brooke have purchased some frogs as pets. The two frogs that we got were a chubby frog and a dumpy frog. Now the chubby frog is that frog that looks like a turd with legs, and the dumpy frog is the frog that is green and looks like a tree frog. The names that are chosen are Herman, for the dumpy frog and brooke just calls the chubby frog "my love." so i guess the chubby frog doesn't get a real name, but what are you going to do. I think we should just call it Jabba the frog, or just fat lard....... Well these are some pics of them, and they are happily living in an aquarium next to my bed.

Its Official

Finally its all said and done, i know what your thinking, "Wow Kirk this has been a ton of stress for you how could you have endured all this, you must be some sort of super human/robot, with many super powers, we all look up to you and could only hope that ourselves/children could be as strong as you are, but didn't your red shirt get past months ago." And your right in the sense that the paper work and i was officially given the red shirt in June. But to right the wrongs i figured i would need to add my own touch. So of course i took a picture of myself so that you could see me in all my glory with my new red shirt........mmmmmmm i like drinking out of really small cups.

Our Musical Kidz

Here are Abbi and Sadie mimicking some of yester-year's top songs.......................................................

Sunglasses at Night................................







This Kiss!!!












I hope you enjoyed these as much as we are enjoying our girls!!!

TEST

I am testing my capabilities of blogging 101. Just a test. If this were a true emergency this message would be followed by an annoying rendition of Who's on First.

Ice Blocking

To further my on going research study of the Tucson local (t-loc) i decided it would be best to partake in a common souther Arizona tradition......ice blocking. I enlisted the help of 2 souther Arizona residents to help shed light on this most unique of activities. The adventure started around 7 o'clock with one Brooke and Ashley Schneider arriving at my house of residence. We then proceeded to head to a local gas station and convenience store known in these parts as circle K. I then learned something new, that i could buy a 10 pound block of ice for the low down price of $1.99. After i found out that i could not share with the girls and had to buy my own ice block we all piled into Brooke's car pinkie and the road trip to a grassy hill started. The hill that is known for ice blocking is found at a private golf course. So naturally on arriving at the golf course we had to park in a back of a dark parking lot and sneak through the desert to a par 3. I was very skeptical on how well this would work so I let Brooke take the first ride down the hill. After seeing her slide down the hill with ease, i jumped on my ice bock and flew down the hill much faster, farther, and with much more grace then she could have ever accomplished. The fun began. The 3 of us took turns riding down the hill, laughing, and then climbing back up the hill for some time. We eventually moved over to a par 5 to try an even bigger hill, we found it and ice blocked down it for a little while but then the sprinkles were turned on and we had to find another hill to ice block on. We walk for a while with ice blocks in hand but could not find a better hill, eventually we returned to the par 5 hill when the sprinklers were turned off and went down a couple more times. On climbing up the hill for the last time the Schneider girls realized that there were "frogs" all over the place. Both had a distaste for frogs, i don't know why, one of the girls said that she was afraid the frog would, "ribbit" on her.....I settled the girls nerves by catching a "frog" and then confirming that it was not a frog but a toad. Eventually i got Brooke to come over and pet the toad, and the the fear of toads left her. The night was down and we returned home with wet, icy butts.....

The Blog Has Started

OK family this is the blog, post pics, write letters about whats going, and hopefully this way we will not confuse mom and dad with this technological wizardry, enjoy...